Chapter 5 Grandpa's Version of the Tammy Convention

"Well kiddos, the convention was more fun than I expected. We saw a lot of the relatives. Grandma really enjoyed visiting with the humans." Grandpa relates. "Guess who won the prize for the oldest geezer at the dinner?" he brags.

"Dear, the prize was for your custom hair color." Grandma breaks in sweetly. Pete and Salty believe everything Grandpa tells them, so she always tries to keep the facts clear for them.

"Are you sure?" Grandpa asks. "I didn't see any other old geezers there, only many, many pretty girls. I'm sure the prize was for being an old geezer." he winks at the kids.

"The old man's on a roll tonight, isn't he dear?" Dad murmurs to Mom.